Greetings, fellow squids! If you’ve been navigating the colorful chaos of Splatoon 2 and have grown tired of your gear unlocking nothing but the wrong abilities time after time—fear not. This guide will show you how to take control of your loadout and create the perfect set of gear with your favorite sub abilities. And we’re not talking about relying on luck either—we’re talking about a reliable, cost-effective method that any Inkling can use. Let’s dive into the world of ability chunks and Splatfest Tees.
Leave Luck to Heaven: Why Chunks Rule
You might’ve noticed that when your gear levels up, it unlocks secondary abilities at random. Sometimes, you get what you want. More often, you don’t. So what do you do with gear that unlocked, say, Run Speed Up when you desperately needed Swim Speed Up? You scrub it.
For just 20,000 coins, you can scrub a gear item clean, removing the unwanted secondary abilities and converting them into ability chunks. These chunks are then stored and can be reused to custom-build your dream gear. Want three Quick Respawns on a single hat? Or maybe triple Ink Resistance? With enough chunks, it’s totally possible.
The Splatfest Tee Trick: Maximum Chunks, Minimum Cost
Here’s where things get really clever. If you have a Splatfest Tee in your inventory, head over to Merch. He’ll offer to scrub it for a mere 2,000 coins—a massive discount compared to the usual 20,000. That’s 10 scrubs for the price of one!
But why the Splatfest Tee? Because it levels up quickly and is intentionally built for rapid gear cycling. The first secondary ability slot on the tee unlocks after just 4,000 points, which is roughly three Turf War wins. The second and third abilities require significantly more (around 8,000 and 16,000 points, respectively), but since we’re aiming for chunk farming efficiency, we don’t need to wait for all three.
So here’s the strategy:
- Equip your Splatfest Tee.
- Play a few matches to unlock just the first secondary slot.
- Once the slot is filled, visit Merch and scrub it clean for 2,000 coins.
- Repeat.
Over time, this process builds a library of chunks, and the small coin cost per scrub makes it extremely efficient.
Isn’t Scrubbing After Three Abilities More Cost-Effective?
Technically, yes. If you wait to unlock all three slots before scrubbing, you get three chunks for the same 2,000 coins. But in practice, this isn’t ideal. The time investment to reach that second and third slot is significant, and the first slot comes fast. You’ll likely hit it every three matches anyway—assuming you’re winning.
So while there’s an argument for maximizing per-scrub output, the real goal here is speed and steady return. Think of it like planting seeds. You’re harvesting little by little, often, and reaping the rewards consistently.
Assembling Your Dream Gear
Once you’ve amassed a healthy supply of chunks, you can finally apply them to gear of your choice. Head back to Merch, select the gear you want to customize, and start slotting in those sweet sub abilities. However, there’s one catch: the cost increases for duplicate abilities on the same piece of gear.
Here’s the breakdown:
- First sub: 10 chunks.
- Second same sub: 20 chunks.
- Third same sub: 30 chunks.
That means a triple-stack of one ability costs a whopping 60 chunks. Still doable, but plan ahead and prioritize your most important builds.
Bonus Buff: Crusty Sean’s Special Drinks
If you’re looking to make this process even more efficient, look no further than Crusty Sean’s special drinks. These drinks increase your chances of unlocking a specific sub ability while wearing gear. This means fewer bad rolls and more usable chunks when you scrub.
The drinks also offer XP boosts, helping you reach the first slot on your Splatfest Tee even faster. It’s a win-win. Stack drinks with Splatfest Tee farming and your chunk count will skyrocket.
Patience Pays Off
Let’s be real—this isn’t a quick fix. It takes time. But it’s time well spent. You’re no longer at the mercy of RNG. Instead, you’re building your loadout exactly the way you want it, and that kind of control in Splatoon 2 is invaluable.
So the next time you’re annoyed that your hat rolled Object Shredder instead of Special Charge Up, remember: you’ve got the tools, the method, and now the knowledge to make it right.
Final Words
Perfect gear doesn’t have to be a fantasy. With the smart use of Splatfest Tees, ability chunk farming, and the occasional help from Crusty Sean, you can build the exact loadout you want, from top to toe. It may take time, but the results are reliable, satisfying, and tailored to your playstyle.
Thanks for reading this Splatoon 2 Super Fresh Gear Guide. Now get out there and scrub that subscribe button like it owes you chunks—and happy inking!




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